i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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