Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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