i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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