So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I could fuck to npr.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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