I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
