But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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