If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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