I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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