doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i've created a new STD.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
