I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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