420 ftw
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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