i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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