it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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