I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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