Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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