It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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