so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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