I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.