dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
