we have officially lost it.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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