I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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