return my video game
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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