waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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