The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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