did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
