My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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