my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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