No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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