8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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