I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have fence marks all over my body
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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