And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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