I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
