He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Randomize
