I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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