hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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