About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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