Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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