Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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