It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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