For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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