He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Two words: blizzard sex
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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