He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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