im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who died my cat blue again?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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