My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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