After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Two words: blizzard sex
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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