Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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