It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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