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(519): View more from Ontario

dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?

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(347): View more from New York

she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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(540): View more from Virginia

You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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(406): View more from Montana

The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town

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(513): View more from Ohio

Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

(505): View more from New Mexico

yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

That's how pantless uber rides happen

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