My room smells like vodka and shame
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.