someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I forgot how hot balto sounded
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.