Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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