We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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