You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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