Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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