He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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