You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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