I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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