Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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