i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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